Comic #2609: 2012-07-08

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Panel 1:
Character (Iron Sociopath): "STOP, EVIL-DOER! I AM THE IRON SOCIOPATH."

Panel 2:
Character (Bald Man): "Sociopath? So you’re amoral? Then why do you fight crime?"
Sound effect: "AAH!"

Panel 3:
Character (Iron Sociopath): "Society sanctions violence under certain conditions, but punishes with imprisonment under others. If I obey the law, I get to commit more violence."
Sound effect: "AAH!"

Panel 4:
Character (Granny): "THANK YOU, IRON SOCIOPATH! HOW CAN I EVER REPAY YOU?"
Character (Iron Sociopath): "DON'T FORGET TO VOTE THIS NOVEMBER."

Panel 5:
Character (Granny) holding a flyer: "RE-ELECT THE IRON SOCIOPATH TO SENATE. 'ENEMIES ARE EVERYWHERE!'"
Character (Iron Sociopath): smiling and thumbs up