Comic #3701: doctor

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Here's the transcription of the comic:

Panel 1:

• Character 1: "Doctor, I have friction burns on my penis from too much sex."

Panel 2:

• Character 2: "We'll need to do a biopsy to be sure, Mr. Franck."
• Character 1: "Oh, that won't be necessary. I'm not here for medical advice."

Panel 3:

• Character 2: "Then why are you…"
• Character 2: "Mr. Franck?"

Panel 4:

• Character 3: "Lawyer, I have friction burns on my penis from too much sex."

(Comic orientation from smbc-comics.com)