Comic #3700: conspiracy-theory

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Panel 1:
A character with a similar hairstyle to the president addresses him, saying, "Yes, Mister President?" The president, a Black man with glasses and a joyful expression, exclaims, "Look at this!"

Panel 2:
The president continues, "There are these crazy conspiracy theorists who think every time a plane leaves behind condensation, it’s the government dropping chemicals." A character with a beard and glasses responds, "Yeah, and there are also people who think the moon landing was a hoax. What’s your point?"

Panel 3:
The president declares, "This is the biggest opportunity in history!" A woman with long dark hair replies, "Huh?"

Panel 4:
The president, grinning, states, "Now we can actually do all that stuff, and nobody will believe it!"

Panel 5:
The bearded man questions, "Sir, that’s definitely illegal." The president, looking serious, responds, "I want a plane to drop squirrel piss on every county that didn’t vote for me."

Panel 6:
The screen shows a plane flying, with some mist or vapor trailing behind it. The president appraises another character and instructs, "Execute plan X on target QZ."

Panel 7:
Another character asks, "Are you punishing employees via tiny planes of squirrel pee?" The president, looking resolute, replies, "I dare you to go to the media."

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