Comic #3906: history-is-weird

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Panel 1: HISTORY IS WEIRD, AND IT GETS WEIRDER.

Panel 2: LIKE, HAVE YOU READ ABOUT WORLD WAR 2, OR THE COLD WAR? SO MANY INCIDENTS CONTAIN COINCIDENCES THAT ARE BIZARRE TO THE POINT OF MYSTICAL.

Panel 3: THINK ABOUT IT. ANY REALITY YOU EXIST IN IS ONE WHERE HUMANS DIDN'T ANNIHILATE THEMSELVES.

Panel 4: BEFORE ATOMIC WEAPONS, MOST TOMORROWS CONTAINED HUMANS.

Panel 5: AFTER ATOMIC WEAPONS, EVER FEWER TOMORROWS CONTAIN HUMANS.

Panel 6: ONCE GONE, HUMANS WON'T RETURN. SO, THE LONGER THE ATOMIC AGE GOES ON IN YOUR VERSION OF REALITY, THE MORE ANOMALOUS YOUR VERSION OF REALITY MUST NECESSARILY BE.

Panel 7: IT'S CALLED "ANTHROPONUCLEAR MULTIPLE WORLDS THEORY." THE WORLD SEEMS TO GET WEIRDER OVER TIME BECAUSE IT'S ACTUALLY WEIRDER. IN ANY SENSIBLE REALITY, WE ARE ALL DEAD.

Panel 8: COME ON, MAN. THAT'S INSANE. WHERE'D YOU READ THIS?

Panel 9: ON A "WORLDWIDE WEB" OF COMPUTERS THAT WAS ORIGINALLY CALLED "THE GALACTIC NETWORK," WHICH CONTAINS ALL HUMAN INFORMATION, BUT IS MOSTLY USED TO SEND PICTURES OF NAKED LADIES AND CATS.

Panel 10: OH MY GOD.

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