Comic #4785: candyland

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Panel 1:
Character 1: "God, I hate this game. It looks like there’s action and suspense, but it’s all just set by the starting conditions."

Panel 2:
Character 2: "Jeez. He really does not like Candyland."
Character 3: "Hm? Oh, no that’s not the issue."

Panel 3:
Character 4: "He’s a philosophical determinist."
Character 1: "Where’s the skill?! The whole thing is foreordained!"

This transcription captures all spoken dialogue within the comic.