Comic #3519: 2015-01-04

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Panel 1: "The princess was cursed: 500 years ago, she fell asleep. She will not waken until she is kissed by a true prince."

Panel 2: "Unfortunately, people were really really racist 500 years ago. So, like, the opinions of Sleeping Beauty have gotten more uncomfortable over time."

Panel 3: "Also her family holdings are controlled by the state and the notion of inherited political power is socially uncomfortable."

Panel 4: "Basically, I'd stay away from—"

Panel 5: "—AW MAN!"

Panel 6: "You're going to regret this!"

Panel 7: "I love you! Let's go burn some Lutherans!"

Panel 8: "I can work with that."