Comic #6038: whisk
Description
Here’s the detailed transcription of the comic:
| SPELLING | USAGE |
|---|---|
| WHISKEY | IN UNITED STATES, IRELAND |
| WHISKY | EVERYWHERE ELSE |
| HWISKY | HWENEVER DRUNKENLY PRETENDING TO KNOW HWAT OLD ENGLISH SOUNDS LIKE HWIKEY |
| HWISKEY | (SEE HWAT'S IN ABOVE ROW, BUT FOR HWEN IN USA OR IRELAND) |
| UISCI | USED BY ANCIENT DRUIDS AND DUNGEONS & DRAGONS PLAYERS |
| WHISKEYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY | WHEN ASKING FOR FOURTH WHISKEY |
| WHISKI | WHEN UNDER THE IMPRESSION "WHISKI" IS THE RUSSIAN SPELLING |
| HWISKYYYYYYY | HWEN ASKING FOR FOURTH HWISKY |
| BOURBON | (ALL LETTERS SILENT EXCEPT FOR R, WHICH IS PRONOUNCED "WHISKEY.") |
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