Comic #4991: pickup

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Description

Here’s a detailed description of the comic:

Panel 1
Two women at a bar are watching a man who is repeatedly using the same pickup line on different women. One woman comments, "Look at that guy. He just keeps going to women, asking the same pathetic pickup line."

Panel 2
A woman with glasses speaks, saying, "I did this to him." She starts explaining how long ago a man approached her with an internet pickup line, stating, "Long ago, he approached me with a line he'd pulled from the internet."

Panel 3
She continues, "My body told me to reject him, but my mind said… do him."

Panel 4
Another woman chimes in, "Let him believe it is possible…"

Panel 5
A mischievous expression appears as she adds, "Let him die in love this night…"

Panel 6
The scene shifts, showing a door with a ghostly presence, and she says, "…and let him arise as a ghost…"

Panel 7
The ghost man is depicted in a bed, saying, "Hey, baby…" as he floats from one woman to another.

Panel 8
She narrates, "Nightly repeating the same pattern… growing ever more hungry and less sated." A man says, "I'm not a weatherman…"

Panel 9
He’s shown talking to a woman at a bar, who replies, "But I predict you'll get a few inches tonight!"

Panel 10
The final scene shows the man looking dejected, and the two women are left in shock. One woman says, "Wow." The other adds, "Just… wow."

Panel 11
The first woman continues with, "You're hardcore, Jane." The last panel reveals the punchline as Jane exclaims, "Oh wait! I get it now! Inches… of his penis! Ahahahahaha!"

This comic plays with humor related to pick-up lines, relationships, and a clever twist at the end involving wordplay.