Comic #5687: shift
Description
Here is the transcription of the comic:
Panel 1:
- Character 1: "WHY IS THERE A COSMIC RED SHIFT? WHY IS IT THAT EVERY PART OF THE UNIVERSE IS RUSHING AWAY FROM EVERY OTHER PART?"
- Character 2 (Alien): "THERE'S NOT."
Panel 2:
- Character 1: "THAT'S JUST YOU."
Panel 3:
- Character 2: "YOUR PLANET IS BELCHING TV IN EVERY DIRECTION. DO YOU THINK WE WANT OUR KIDS GROWING UP WITH THAT?"
Panel 4:
- Character 1: "THEN WHY DID YOU COME HERE ALL THE WAY FROM PLANET ZORBLAX?"
- Character 2: "WE'RE CRIMINALS AND THIS IS A PUNISHMENT."