Comic #3748: teleportation

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Panel 1: Character with glasses says: "I'M TESTING A NEW COMPACT TELEPORTATION DEVICE."

Panel 2: Character continues: "YOU HAVE ONLY TO RAISE IT TO YOUR FACE TO BE INSTANTANEOUSLY TRANSPORTED TO THE ALLEY BEHIND TACO BELL."

A second character responds: "BOB, YOU'RE NOT EVEN A SCIENTIST. I WANT A DIVORCE."

Panel 3: A third character (Bob) is seen gulping and has a worried expression: "gulp gulp gulp,"

Panel 4: Bob is on the ground, looking relieved: "PHEW. CLOSE ONE."