Comic #4840: discourse

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Panel 1:

• Person 1: "I SAW THAT PARKING SPOT FIRST!"
• Person 2: "WELL, I HAD THE RIGHT OF WAY!"

Panel 2:

• Person 1: "I DON'T LIKE YOUR ATTITUDE."
• Person 2: "OH YEAH? WELL, I DO LIKE YOURS!"

Panel 3:

• Person 1: "IT'S AGGRESSIVE, YET BASED IN FACTS - AN INFREQUENT COMBINATION IN MODERN DISCOURSE!"
• Person 2: "I… WHERE DOES THAT LEAVE US?"

Panel 4:

• Person 2: "YOU DOING ANYTHING TONIGHT?"