Comic #5845: colossus

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Panel 1:
Person 1: "That was lovely."
Person 2: "That was goddamned amazing."

Panel 2:
Person 2: "I'm tired of not being treated like the sex colossus I am!"
Person 1: "People act like Casanova was the Einstein of dongs, but he was doing sex in the epoch of the gold-brocade waistcoat that opened to reveal tight breeches! While being Italian! And single!"

Panel 3:
Person 2: "You know what that's called? That's called easy mode."
Person 1: "Let him try setting the mood at 8 PM on a Thursday in the suburbs with the body of a 2-hour commuter while nosey children claw at the door and your boss can reach you any time!"

Panel 4:
Person 2: "That was god tier sex, wife!"
Person 1: "You may, literally, not like it, but this is what peak performance looks like."

Panel 5:
Person 1: "Can we go again, then?"
Person 2: "Baby, it's 8:02 and I have work tomorrow."

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