Comic #6071: prophet

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Panel 1:

• Character 1: "I'M SICK OF BEING A PROPHET. YOU GOTTA LIVE IN A HUT ALL DAY BEING MYSTERIOUS, AND THEN YOU SELECT SOME KID AS THE CHOSEN ONE AND HE GETS TO GO HAVE FUN AND MARRY A PRINCESS."

Panel 2:

• Character 2: "I WONDER IF WE COULD USE OUR REPUTATION FOR FORE-ORDINATING FATE IN MORE REMUNERATIVE WAYS."
• Character 1: "HMM…"

Panel 3:

• Character 1: "AND SO…"
• Character 1: "BOY! YOU HAVE A SPECIAL DESTINY! YOU MUST GO TO THE CROSSROADS BEYOND THE MOUNTAIN!"

Panel 4:

• Character 2: "WHAT, ME? BUT I’M JUST A LOWLY FARMER. I COULD NEVER—"

Panel 5:

• Character 1: "THERE YOU WILL GET 15% OFF STORE-BRAND TORTILLA CHIIIPPPSSS!"