Comic #3193: 2014-02-13

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1. A PERSON WAS HAPPY.
2. THEN ONE DAY A ROCK FELL ON ITS HEAD.
3. A PIECE OF THE ROCK STUCK IN ITS SKULL.
4. BUT IT DID NOT REALIZE THIS.
5. IT BEGAN TO HURT IN ITS HEAD.
6. BUT IT DIDN'T KNOW WHAT WAS WRONG.
7. AND IT WANTED TO KNOW.
8. IT STOPPED TO THINK.
9. BUT THAT DID NOT HELP.
10. IT MADE PRETTY THINGS.
11. BUT THAT DID NOT HELP.
12. BECAUSE THESE THINGS DID NOT HELP.
13. IT DECIDED THAT PROBLEMS HAD NAMES, BUT WITH NO ANSWERS.
14. IT TOLD ITS FAMILY AND FRIENDS.
15. ONE DAY,
16. THE PAIN STOPPED.
17. THE PERSON WAS HAPPY AGAIN.
18. IT DECIDED THAT IF SOMETHING HAD GONE WRONG, THEN SOMETHING HAD TO BE CONSTRUCTED.
19. IT TOLD OTHER PEOPLE ABOUT ITS HAPPINESS, AND THEY LISTENED.
20. BUT THEY NEVER KNEW WHAT THEIR HAPPINESS WAS.
21. THE DIFFERENCE WAS THAT THE TEACHERS WERE MORE INCOMPLETE WITH THE STUDENTS' HAPPINESS.
22. THE TEACHER HAD MANY STUDENTS, AND THE TEACHERS LIVED THE QUESTION AS IF THEY WEREN'T.
23. THE TEACHER IS DEAD NOW.
24. BUT THIS PATTERN IS EVERYWHERE.
25. THE SUPPORTER SHARES IT WITH SERIOUS EYES.
26. BUT IF THIS STORY WERE A PERSON,
27. IT WOULD LAUGH.

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