Comic #3192: 2014-02-12

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Panel 1: Text: Every time a human invents time travel, she goes back in time to stop Hitler.

Panel 2: Text: This had an unintended consequence.
Speaker (1): Mein Führer! How are you so good at fighting time travelers?
Speaker (2): Practice.

Panel 3: Text: In the year 3000, we give up.
Speaker: His Kung Fu is too powerful, even for our Tauon beams.

Panel 4: Text: But a new problem appeared.
Speaker: Citizens of the galaxy! We are being invaded by time travelers from the end of eternity!

Panel 5: Text: At which point, a historian has a horrible realization.
Speaker: Only one man can stop them.

Panel 6: Text: This is the worst movie pitch I’ve ever heard.
Speaker (1): Because of Hitler saving the galaxy?
Speaker (2): Because it's not based on a pre-existing franchise, but I take your point.

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