Comic #3191: 2014-02-11

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Here’s a transcription of the text in the comic:

Panel 1:

• Ghost: "SONNNN! YOU MUST AVENNNGE ME!"
• Son: "DAD?"

Panel 2:

• Ghost: "BUT YOU KILLED YOURSELF BY EROTIC ELECTRICAL STIMULATION."
• Son: "NOOO! THE WIRING ON THE NIPPLE ANODE WAS SHODDY! IT WAS SHODDYYYYY!"

Panel 3:

• Son: "SO I NEED TO GET REVENGE ON THE MANUFACTURER?"

Panel 4:

• Ghost: "MAYYYBE! THE SUPPLY CHAIN IS COMPLEX. THE COPPER WAS MINED IN TASMANIA, THEN REFINED IN MICHIGAN BEFORE IT WAS SENT TO THE WIRE MANUFACTURER IN BELARUUUSS!"
• Ghost: "BUT THAT COMPANY WAS PURCHASED BY A JOINT VENTURE BETWEEN THE GOVERNMENT OF MALAYSIA AND AN NGO IN BRAZIL."
• Ghost: "AND NOW THE VERY NOTION OF CULPABILITY IS CONFUSING."

Panel 5:

• Son: "SO… WHO AM I KILLING THEN?"
• Ghost: "HONESTLY, I'D JUST START KILLING. EVENTUALLY ENOUGH REVENGE WILL BUILD UP THAT I CAN STOP HAUNTING YOU EVERY NIIIIIGHT!"

Panel 6:

• Son: "Ugh. FINE…"

Panel 7:

• Ghost: "AND SO…"
• Son: "WHY ARE YOU KILLING ME?!"
• Ghost: "GLOBALIZATION, MAN."

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