Comic #2724: 2012-11-01
Description
Here's the transcription of the comic text:
Panel 1:
- Person 1: "MR. PRESIDENT, IT'S CLEAR TO ME—THE REASON WE HAVE NATURAL DISASTERS IS THAT WE LEFT THE HOMOS PRACTICE THEIR UNNATURAL LIFESTYLE."
- Person 2: "MY GOD… HOW COME NO ONE TOLD ME?"
Panel 2:
- Narration: "SOON…"
- Person 3: "WELCOME TO THE C.I.GAY. YOU ARE AN ELITE FORCE OF THE GAYEST INDIVIDUALS IN AMERICA. YOU ARE A LIGHTNING ROD FOR GOD'S WRATH. AND IT'S UP TO YOU TO USE THAT POWER FOR GOOD."
News Updates Section:
- Today's News:
- "Torrential rains end midwest drought; Prez credits mobilization of hundreds of rainbow RVs."
- Today's News:
- "Hurricane changes course away from gulf coast to follow armada of gay speedboats."
- Today's News:
- "Earthquake rocks terrorist camp; big gay zeppelin seen floating above."
- Today's News:
- "Sodomy-induced lightning strikes power new type of generator; electricity now free and clean."
Panel 3:
- Person 4: "WELL THAT DIDN'T GO AS PLANNED."
- Person 5: "YES IT DID! I'VE BEEN TRYING TO GIVE MY CHOSEN PEOPLE FREE ENERGY FOR MILLENIA."
This transcription captures the dialogue and captions present in the comic.