Comic #4709: the-body

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Panel 1:

• Police Officer 1: "Stay strong, boys. This is the scene of the crime. We’ve got no motive, no witnesses."
• Man on the couch: "I’m not dead!"

Panel 2:

• Police Officer 2: "We’ll need forensics in here, but as a first guess, the body has been there for at least twelve hours."
• Man on the couch: "I’m not dead! I’m just binge-watching this show about catty housewives!"

Caption below the comic:

• "His life was later ruled a suicide."