Comic #2939: 2013-06-04

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Panel 1:
"According to the Independent Lemonade Advisory Board, my stand is the only one with A+ ratings in flavor, health, and quality."

Panel 2:
"The way we see it, our lemonade costs a little extra, but we’re the only stand that’s reputed to be worth the price."
"According to the ILAB website, you’re a consulting partner. Isn’t that a problem?"
"Ha, well that’s a common misconception."

Panel 3:
"I mean, how is someone supposed to know how to rate a lemonade stand if she doesn’t run a lemonade stand?"
"I don’t think I want to support such a system."

Panel 4:
"Well, go ahead. Go have a lemonade down at Susie Baker’s stand. Sure, they have a D rating for not wearing two layers of latex gloves while mixing. But hey, there are cures for cholera and dysentery today."

Panel 5:
"How much for the lemonade?"
"40 dollars per ounce. Thanks, mom!"
(Sigh)

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