Comic #2179: 2011-05-02

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Here’s a detailed transcription of the comic text:

Panel 1:
"THE ANDROMEDA GALAXY IS HEADED TOWARD THE MILKY WAY, WHERE WE LIVE."

Panel 2:
"UNLESS WE DO SOMETHING 5 BILLION YEARS FROM NOW, THE GALAXY AS WE KNOW IT WILL BE RIPPED TO SHREDS."

Panel 3:
"WE PROPOSE THAT PRETTY GIRLS YOU MEET AT PARTIES BE SENT TO ANDROMEDA WHILE THOSE OF US WHO ARE STAR TREK FANS WITH A PETITION FOR CARGO SHORTS BE SPREAD THROUGHOUT THE MILKY WAY."

Panel 4:
"OUR SIMULATION PREDICTS THE FOLLOWING INTERACTION."

Panel 5:
"I WOULD WORSHIP YOU. LET ME TOUCH YOU!"

Panel 6:
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Panel 7:
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Panel 8:
"GIRLS ARE WEIRD."

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