Comic #3424: 2014-10-02
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Title: Instant messaging services were originally designed to facilitate long-distance communication.
Panel 1:
- Person 1: "Hey, what do you want to watch?"
- Person 2: "I'm right next to you."
- Person 1: "Too lazy to open my mouth. :/"
Panel 2:
- Caption: "Today, engineers are working on long distance sex."
- Engineer: "Basically, you stick your wiener in this socket. Then, on the other end—"
- Person 2: "Shhh. You had me at 'stick your wiener in.'"
Panel 3:
- Caption: "This would be nice for long distance relationships."
- Person 3: "Aah! Damn. Sorry baby."
- Person 4: "Wow! It's just like I'm really there!"
Panel 4:
- Caption: "But the long-term consequences are a bit ominous."
- Person 5: "Hey! Wanna come up for sex?"
- Person 6: "Nah. I can do it from here."
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