Comic #4778: robins

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Panel 1: Batman speaking to Robin: "Batman, you ever wonder how we never die? We go on all these adventures, we brave dangers, and we have no superpowers. So what gives?"

Panel 2: Robin looking surprised: "W-what?"

Batman responds: "We're memory clones. Every time one of us dies, one of the bodies in the Batcave is taken out of cold storage, given an up-to-date brain, then sent back into the fray."

Panel 3: Robin looking shocked: "It's fine. Persistent consciousness is a myth, and therefore so is death. 'You' and 'I' will last another month or so. But Batman and Robin will just keep on going forever."

Panel 4: Robin, still confused, asks: "Why do you think we never lose? Why do you think we never age? Why is Alfred always just a bit aloof even though he's known us for years."

Panel 5: Robin, now agitated: "I want out, Batman! I'm out! I’m not gonna die! I’m gonna tell the whole wor—"

Sound effect in the background: "ROBOOM!"

Panel 6: Batman responds with satisfaction: "So glad we started installing those."

Panel 7: Alfred replies: "Yes, Master Wayne."

Panel 8: Batman asks Alfred: "Shall I defrost another, sir?"

Panel 9: Alfred responds: "Pull out two at once and see how they react."

Panel 10: Batman adds: "Very good, sir."

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