Comic #4777: worse

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Panel 1:

• Person 1: "BAD NEWS, KIDS."
• Child 1: "ARE YOU GETTING A DIVORCE?"

Panel 2:

• Person 1: "WORSE. WE SHOULD GET DIVORCED, BUT WE'RE STAYING TOGETHER FOR THE INCREDIBLY HOT HATE-FUELED SEX."

Panel 3:

• Child 2: "WHY ARE YOU TELLING US THIS?"

Panel 4:

• Person 1: "OUR EMOTIONAL ESTRANGEMENT WILL CREATE AN EVER MORE UNCOMFORTABLE FAMILY LIFE WHILE MAKING OUR BEDROOM ENCOUNTERS EVER LOUDER AND SHRILLER."

Panel 5:

• Person 2: "I TOLD YOUR FATHER WE SHOULDN'T. I KNEW IT'D UPSET YOU."

Panel 6:

• Child 1: "THANKS MOM, I—"
• Child 2: "BUT HE'S BEEN SO NAUGHTY."

Panel 7:

• Child 1: "AAAND I'M GETTING MY EMANCIPATION PAPERWORK."