Comic #5279: human-law
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Here’s the transcription of the text from the comic:
Panel 1: Dog 1: "DO YOU THINK THE HUMAN LAWS ARE JUST?"
Dog 2: "OF COURSE. THAT'S PRACTICALLY IN THE DEFINITION OF HUMAN."
Panel 2: Dog 1: "SUPPOSE THE HUMANS ALL WENT AWAY. WOULD THE LAWS STILL BE JUST?"
Dog 2: "YES, OBVIOUSLY. THEY ARE THE HUMAN LAWS."
Panel 3: Dog 1: "BUT THAT MEANS THE HUMANS JUST FOUND THE LAWS. THAT PUTS THE LAWS ABOVE HUMANS."
Panel 4: Dog 1: "BUT IF THE LAWS ARE ABOVE HUMANS, WHAT MADE THE LAWS? AND IS THAT BEING ABOVE HUMANS?"
Panel 5: Dog 2: "LOOK, THE COMMANDMENTS SAY TO BRING BACK SHOT DUCKS AND TO NOT SHIT IN THE CAR. I DON’T NEED TO PHILOSOPHIZE; I’M JUST TRYING TO BE A GOOD DOGGY!"
Panel 6: Human: "HEY, GREAT JOB BOYS! WHO'S A GOOD PUPPER? HERE'S SOME PIG EARS."
Panel 7: Dog 2: "HALLOWED BE THY NAME, DAVE."