Comic #4325: broken
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Panel 1:
- Person 1: "Thanks for coming in, Tim. So, in what ways are you broken, and how would they improve your job performance?"
Panel 2:
- Tim: "I'm incapable of expressing emotions to other people, so I won't be an HR problem. Also, I’m too socially awkward to demand forgotten overtime pay."
Panel 3:
- Person 1: "Not bad, but we're looking for people with management potential."
- Tim: "Oh! Well, whenever I stop working or thinking about work, I visualize my father laughing at me for getting a photography degree only to later end up working at a café."
Panel 4:
- Tim: "He would come in every day and tell me to make him a latte like I didn't know him."
- Person 1: "God, how he would smile."
Panel 5:
- Tim: "I will earn and earn and earn until he is like a roach beneath my feet."
- Person 1: "Can you start Monday?"
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