Comic #4324: a-dog-person
Description
Here’s the transcription of the text from the comic:
Panel 1:
- Person 1: "Sally, I know you wanted a little sister, but we've decided we can't handle any more kids."
Panel 2:
- Person 2: "I know a regular old puppy won't make up for it, so I've been selectively breeding dogs for intelligence and hairlessness."
- Person 1: "Meet Skinny!"
Panel 3:
- Person 2: "I… He can't talk or anything, but he's just smart enough to glimpse the chasm of meaninglessness above which we all totter."
Panel 4:
- Person 1: "Awww, jus' wook at dose big sad puppy eyes!"
- Skinny: "I am but food for worms."