Comic #3684: extra-sausage

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Panel 1:
(Man speaking)
"I see you brought my pizza with extra sausage."

Panel 2:
(Woman responding)
"Ma'am, you should understand, it’s not sausage in the sense that we took large tubes of cured meat, roughly the size and shape of a penis, and sliced them onto your pizza."

Panel 3:
(Man continues)
"It’s just little bits of low-quality salted meat. They come in a frozen vacuum-sealed meat cartridge."

Panel 4:
(Woman replies)
"If you were planning to seduce me, you should’ve either ordered mushrooms, or specified Italian sausage and paid a little extra."

Panel 5:
(Man asks)
"Are you, by any chance, a bachelor of the arts?"

Panel 6:
(Woman responds)
"If the metaphor ain’t apt, this junk stays untapped."

This captures the dialogue and interactions in the comic accurately.