Comic #2320: 2011-09-20

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Panel 1: Person 1: "Okay, since it’s Thursday night, your mother and I have to go keep the wicked queen of Evilburg at bay. You may hear a lot of screaming and groaning, but whatever you do, for safety’s sake, stay away."

Panel 2: Child: "I think you and Mommy are having sex and are uncomfortable talking to me about it."

Panel 3: Person 1: "If we were having sex, why would I transform myself into a unicorn for battle?"

Panel 4: Child: "I take it back."

Panel 5: (Child and Person 1 look at each other, with no dialogue)