Comic #3538: 2015-01-23

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Panel 1: Character 1: "DEAR LORD SATAN, PLEASE ACCEPT THIS SACRIFICIAL RAM."

Panel 2: Character 2: "AH DAMMIT. GUYS, THAT'S A GOAT." Character 3: "…RIGHT?"

Panel 3: Character 1: "THEY'RE DIFFERENT." Character 2: "A GOAT IS ANY MEMBER OF CAPRA AEGAGRUS. A RAM IS A MALE SHEEP THAT HASN'T BEEN CASTRATED."

Panel 4: Character 1: "SO, YOU STILL WANT IT, OR…" Character 3: "NO. NO ANIMALS!"

Panel 5: Character 2: "WHY WOULD I WANT WOOL IN HELL ANYWAY? WHO TOLD YOU THAT?"

Panel 6: Character 4 (devil): "heh heh heh."

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