Comic #3757: jonah-moses-noah

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Panel 1:

• Person 1: "Hey, wanna play Jonah-Moses-Noah?"
• Person 2: "What’s that?"

Panel 2:

• Person 1: "It’s rock, paper, scissors, but you go to heaven."
• Caption: "Jonah beats Noah because Jonah hides in a whale during the flood."

Panel 3:

• Caption: "Noah beats Moses because he can flood out Moses' parted sea."

Panel 4:

• Caption: "And Moses beats Jonah because he can part the sea under the whale."
• Person 1: "Okay, let’s do it! One… two… three."

Panel 5:

• Person 2: "What's that?"
• Person 1: "Jesus."

Panel 6:

• Person 1: "Immune to all water attacks!"