Comic #4480: s

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Here’s the transcription of the comic:

Panel 1: Person 1: "Superman, why do you spend the time to change your costume before saving the day?" Superman: "Branding."

Panel 2: Person 2: "But it takes like… an extra ten seconds for you to change outfit. If there’s a big fight going on, that probably costs lives." Superman: "What costs lives is people not being aware of Superman."

Panel 3: Superman: "As long as all people, criminal or otherwise, are aware that an all-powerful man, beloved by all authority figures, is watching at all times, society is better off."

Panel 4: Person 2: "I can spare a few lives at the margin as long as I am certain that whenever people subconsciously stray into thoughts of disobedience, they instantly visualize a bright primary-colored 'S,' and the slogan 'Truth, Justice, and the American Way.'"

Panel 5: Person 1: "That strikes me as vaguely fascist."

Panel 6: Person 2: "You know just a little—are you thinking of slandering a beloved public figure?!"

Panel 7: Person 1: "This sounds like a job for Super—" Person 2: "Nevermind! Nevermind!"

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