Comic #3640: the-monster-under-the-bed

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Panel 1:

• Child: "DADDY! THERE'S A MONSTER UNDER MY BED!"
• Daddy: "WHAT?!"

Panel 2:

• Daddy: "HEY! LISTEN UP! EITHER PAY RENT IN THIS BUILDING, YOU LEAVE, OR I CALL THE COPS!"

Panel 3:

• Monster: "Whoa, okay, whoa! Hey, I don’t want any trouble, okay? GET UP!"

Panel 4:

• Monster: "IS THERE A CLINIC AROUND HERE, MAN? I'M IN A BAD WAY."
• Daddy: "NOT MY PROBLEM!"

Panel 5:

• Daddy: "Okay, okay. Let me just—"
• Daddy: "SEE THIS? IT'S THE POLICE STATION PHONE NUMBER! YOU HAVE TEN SECONDS TO LEAVE BEFORE I HIT SEND!"

Panel 6:

• Daddy: "Damn freeloaders. NOT A DAMN HOTEL."

Panel 7:

• Monster: "SURE IS COLD OUT."
• Other Monster: "NOT FOR US. NOT FOR YOU."

Panel 8:

• Daddy: "HAVE A MIDDLE CLASS NIGHT, SON."

Panel 9:

• Daddy: [clicks a remote]

Panel 10:

• Child in bed looks scared.