Comic #5190: email

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Panel 1:
Person 1: "I’ve noticed that if I check email constantly, it eats, like, 4 hours a day. But, if I check it once a day, it’s only 20 minutes."

Panel 2:
Person 2: "That’s a good point."
Person 1: "It’s not just a point. It’s a lifestyle choice."

Panel 3:
Person 1: "I’m going to stop answering email altogether. I’ll let it pile up in my inbox. Then, the day before I die, I’ll answer it all at once, allowing me to save the maximum amount of time."

Panel 4:
Person 2: "Don’t you think you’ll regret spending your final moments answering a mountain of emails?"
Person 1: "I have that all worked out."

Panel 5:
Decades later…
Person 1: "COMPUTER! Tell everyone in my inbox that I can’t respond because I’m going to die. HAHAHAHAHA!"

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