Comic #1773: 2010-03-12

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Panel 1:
The aliens walked among us, unseen.

Panel 2:
Worldwide, a defense strategy was implemented.
Try to notice behaviors that normal men and women would never engage in. If you see these, that is an alien.

Panel 3:
Collateral damage was inevitable.
GHHK < I actually just wanted to cuddle. Some men like cuddling.

Panel 4:
Unknowingly, we artificially selected for more and more stereotypical behavior.
You're gonna buy me that or I'll start screaming and crying.
I'm safe.

Panel 5:
Slowly but surely, life became intolerable.
We'll watch that romantic comedy or I'll withhold sex, which is gross!
I don't care! I'm gonna go bone a younger woman then come home and leave urine on the seat.
BAM!

Panel 6:
The few of us who were still abnormal faced a stark clock.
Are you reading a novel?
Yep.
About barbarians or wrestling?
About coming of age as a woman in Victorian England.
Kiss me! I don't care about the danger!

Panel 7:
Fortunately, intellectual starvation made the consequences seem minor.
So, do you like Joyce? I'm a big fan of Joyce.