Comic #4569: dear-lord

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Description

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Panel 1:

• Setting: A figure is praying with hands clasped together.
• Text: "DEAR LORD… EVER SINCE I WAS A CHILD, INSTEAD OF EATING COMMUNION WAFERS, I STUCK THEM IN MY POCKET."

Panel 2:

• Setting: The same figure continues speaking, gesturing with an open hand.
• Text: "AFTER DECADES, I'VE AMASSED 150 POUNDS IN WAFERS, WHICH IS APPROXIMATELY THE WEIGHT OF A HUMAN BODY."

Panel 3:

• Setting: The figure continues to speak, looking contemplative and serious.
• Text: "GIVEN THAT WAFERS ARE THE BODY OF CHRIST, TECHNICALLY, I HAVE ONE JESUS IN MY BASEMENT RIGHT NOW."

Panel 4:

• Setting: The figure looks hopeful, hands together in prayer.
• Text: "LORD, SINCE I'VE CAPTURED YOU, DO I GET TO MAKE A WISH?"
• Response: "YES, MY SON."

Panel 5:

• Setting: Later, the same figure is smiling and looking pleased.
• Text: "THANKS, LORD!"

Panel 6:

• Setting: The figure is shown standing triumphantly in a large pile of shiny, gold-like objects with a surprised expression.
• Text: "I'M AMAZED MORE PEOPLE DON'T DO THIS."

This comic uses humor to explore religious themes and can be interpreted in various ways.