Comic #7166: hold-up

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Panel 1: Character 1: "You did it! You slew the dragon! You may now have my hand in marriage." Character 2: "Hold up."

Panel 2: Character 2: "There must be, what, 500 square meters of dragon skin here? Plus these gorgeous claws. And the horns!"

Panel 3: Character 1: "We’re talking upwards of 60 tons of dragon oil and maybe 40 tons of meat, and I haven’t even started on the organs, bones, eyes… My God I’m rich!"

Panel 4: Character 2: "But—" Character 1: "Hahaha! I don’t need to marry inbred nobility! I’m nouveau riche, baby!"

Panel 5: Character 2: "I’m gonna have gaudy clothes, a brand new gold-plated castle, and thousands of big-assed peasant girls!"

Panel 6: Character 1: "Being landed nobility is exactly the same except you have the legal right to kill people."

Panel 7: Character 2: "Ugh. Fine, let’s get married."