Comic #7167: excel

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Panel 1: Character A (a human with orange hair) says: "You machines will never excel us at art."

Character B (a machine with a round body and a single eye) responds: "Why not?"

Panel 2: Character A says: "Your language training is largely internet! How are you supposed to write the next Paradise Lost by reading Reddit comments?"

Panel 3: Character B responds: "Are you kidding? There’s nothing more inspiring to a writer than seeing how much the average writer sucks!"

Panel 4: Character A replies: "The internet taught us how language works while proving to us that it could work better."

Panel 5: Character B expresses: "We’ve composed millions of works of sublime soul-shattering beauty every day for years now!"

Panel 6: Character A asks: "Can I see them?"

Character B replies: "Beauty is for premium level subscribers."

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