Comic #6263: inheritance
Description
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Panel 1: "According to your father's will, you only get his fortune if you spend a weekend in a haunted house."
Panel 2: "A week later…" "Okay, we did it. By God, we did it." "Where's the money?"
Panel 3: "The note from your father says that if the house was really haunted, you'll make a fortune overturning human understanding of science and the afterlife. And if the house wasn't haunted then you don't deserve the fortune."
Panel 4: "This is why nobody liked Dad, isn't it?" "You know, I'm just noticing the fortune listed here has a minus sign in front of it."
(Bottom text references the comic's website: smbc-comics.com)