Comic #819: 2007-06-24
Description
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Description:
The comic consists of two distinct panels at the top and a section at the bottom labeled "Plan for Steve: Tuesday."
Top Panel:
- Character 1: A young, blonde, male character wearing a light green shirt with short sleeves. He has a cheerful expression and is smiling, holding his hands together in a gesture of admiration or gratitude.
- Character 2: An older male character with light gray hair, wearing glasses and a purple shirt. He appears to be imparting wisdom or comfort.
- Text in Speech Bubbles:
- Character 2: "Never fear, son. Every moment is part of God's plan."
- Character 1: "Everything? That's… that's so beautiful."
Bottom Section:
- A list formatted with times and activities labeled "Plan for Steve: Tuesday":
- 7:10 Wake up, sleep through alarm.
- 8:20 Wake up again. Decide to skip work.
- 8:23 Consider masturbating.
- Elect to eat bowl of oatmeal made yesterday.
- 8:29 Consider masturbating, fall asleep on couch while watching cartoons.
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