Comic #4824: wit

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Here’s the transcription of the comic:

Panel 1

• Text: "RECENTLY…"
• Character 1: "GREAT NEWS! I’VE CREATED SCREENPLAY-WRITING SOFTWARE THAT TELLS YOU HOW TO WRITE DIALOG."

Panel 2

• Character 2: "HERE. YOU JUST INPUT THE TYPE OF SCENE, AND IT OUTPUTS THE WAY THE CHARACTERS SHOULD SPEAK."

Panel 3

• Scene: "ESCAPE FROM BURNING BUILDING"
• Output: "WITTY BANTER."

Panel 4

• Scene: "ROMANTIC SEASIDE WALK"
• Output: "WITTY BANTER."

Panel 5

• Scene: "DANGEROUS CHILDBIRTH GONE AWAY."
• Output: "WITTY BANTER."

Panel 6

• Scene: "POLITICAL PRISONERS BEING DEVOUR BY WILD DOGS"
• Output: "WITTY BANTER."

Panel 7

• Character 1: "HOW ARE YOU SUPPOSED TO HAVE CHARACTERS DEVELOP IF ALL OF THEM CONSTANTLY TALK IN THE SAME SHALLOW WAY?"
• Character 2: "I THINK WE CAN REPLACE THAT SORT OF THING WITH SEXY PEOPLE IN CAPES."

This captures all the dialogue and scene transitions in the comic.