Comic #3735: grounding

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Panel 1: "I'm sorry, we don't accept your 'grounding.'"

Panel 2: "It is our considered opinion that parents should only intervene in free childhood behavior when the children face a coordination problem."

Panel 3: "However, in the matter of my making Bobby spin around until he puked, free association between the children in question could have resulted in a more efficient and satisfactory resolution."

Panel 4: "'Grounding' neither solves the legitimate grievance of the harmed party, nor the systemic issues that resulted in what has been called 'the whirling hurling.'"

Panel 5: "I do not know how to solve these problems. But, I do know that when we children are free to make our own agreements, a thousand flowers shall bloom!"

Panel 6: "Bobby asked us to punish you."

Panel 7: "Bobby doesn't know what he wants!"

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