Comic #7266: metabolism

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Comic Description:

The comic consists of two panels.

Panel 1:

• A woman with dark hair, wearing a blue shirt, is leaning over a man lying on a bed. The man has short curly hair and is wearing a green shirt.
• The woman is speaking loudly, exclaiming:
  "STEVE, I GOT A CALL FROM THE CREDIT CARD COMPANY AND YOU HAVE A BALANCE OF—
  HEY! NO! NO! NO MINIMIZING ALL METABOLIC PROCESSES! WAKE UP!"

Panel 2:

• Below the image, there is a caption that reads:
  "And so, the awkwardostatic organism will enter awkwardostasis until the conversation environment becomes warmer."