Comic #929: 2007-10-21

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Panel 1:
Since the invention of emotional quantification there have been awards for those who can generate the purest feelings.
99.47% ENNUI

Panel 2:
I've been working to become a professional. Months reading alone. I haven't spoken in so long, it hurts to talk.

Panel 3:
Nobody called to congratulate me.

Panel 4:
(Image of a trophy)
Loneliest Man on Earth