Comic #4516: quorf
Description
Here is the transcription of the comic text:
Panel 1:
- Character 1: "DEAR LORD… IF YOU ARE ALL-KNOWING, ALL-POWERFUL, AND ALL GOOD, HOW CAN THERE BE EVIL IN THE WORLD?"
- Character 2: "I WAS WITH YOU UNTIL THE GOOD AND EVIL. WHAT'S GOOD AND EVIL?"
Panel 2:
- Character 2: "EVIL IS LIKE… WHEN THINGS HAPPEN TO PEOPLE THAT THEY DON'T DESERVE AND DON'T LIKE. GOOD IS THE OPPOSITE."
- Character 2: "THAT SOUNDS MADE UP. I'M ALL-KNOWING, ALL-POWERFUL, AND ALL-QUORFY."
Panel 3:
- Character 1: "WHAT'S QUORF?"
- Character 2: "YEAH. I CREATED A WORLD WHERE HUMAN BEINGS EXPERIENCE MAXIMUM QUORF AND MINIMUM ANTI-QUORF."
Panel 4:
- Character 2: "IT'S LIKE… JUSTICE, IN A COSMIC SENSE. I CAN'T EXPLAIN IT TO YOU BECAUSE YOUR MIND CAN'T SIMULTANEOUSLY CONTEMPLATE EVERY MOMENT IN SPACETIME."
Panel 5:
- Character 1: "I SEE…"
- Character 1: "SO… AT LEAST… ARE WE HUMANS A PART OF YOUR DIVINE QUORFY PLAN?"
Panel 6:
- Character 2: "NO, BUT THAT'S BECAUSE ADAM AND EVE QUORFED THINGS UP."
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