Comic #4342: transmitter

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Panel 1:

• Character 1: "I finally had my brain replaced by a transmitter!"
• Character 2: "It interfaces with millions of small computers that float around the environment."

Panel 2:

• Character 1: "Now that my consciousness is offloaded, I can't be killed! So when I'm in an awkward situation, I automatically self-destruct, then join the ambient super-brain until a new body is printed for me!"

Panel 3:

• Character 2: "Wait, what did that cost? I can't believe you bought this when you owe me $400 in rent!"

Panel 4:

• Character 1: "Oh uh, well I, the thing is that—"
• Character 2: "The future sucks."