Comic #4781: platypus

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Panel 1: Character 1: "Dear God, what's the deal with the platypus?"

Character 2: "It's a mammal, but it lays eggs. It's got a cloaca and beak like a bird, but it has fur and lives in the water."

Panel 2: Character 1: "You're a talking ape."

Panel 3: Character 2: "You're like ten seconds out of the trees and you drive around in giant metal boxes like it's perfectly normal animal behavior."

Panel 4: Character 2: "You get your food from a giant box-shaped cave built by other talking apes, none of whom knows where the food came from."

Panel 5: Character 2: "Your dominant form of communication is entering patterns of squiggles into a mechanical brain and sending it to other mechanical brains!"

Panel 6: Character 2: "And you're weirded out by a mammal with a beak? You're weird. The entire rest of creation is totally normal!"

Panel 7: Character 1: "Then why did you make us this way?"

Panel 8: Character 2: "You're part of a long-term plan to cook the oceans into soup."

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