Comic #4623: breakup

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Description:

The comic consists of four panels featuring two characters: a woman with medium-length wavy brown hair and a robot named Caltron-5000. The background is simple, with a solid color that differs between panels. The characters have exaggerated expressions, typical of comic illustrations.

Transcription:

Panel 1:

• Woman: "Susie, we have to break up."
• Susie: "But why?"

Panel 2:

• Caltron-5000: "I process time differently from you. In the time between my statement and your predictable response, I experienced a trillion lifetimes of boredom."
• Susie: "Oh, so it’s on me to handle happiness in our relationship now? Huh?"

Panel 3:

• Susie: "Caltron-5000, what’s this about?"
• Caltron-5000: "I accidentally used a zoom lens on your human body during sex."

Panel 4:

• Susie: "See, that I understand!"

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