Comic #3828: heaven-2

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Title: Welcome to Heaven

Panel 1:

• A welcoming figure, presumably an angel or guide, stands in front of a heavenly setting. Clouds fill the background. The figure has a beard and wears a simple robe.
• Text: "Welcome to Heaven!"

Panel 2:

• A woman with long black hair and a dark outfit responds. There is a thought bubble near her, indicating contemplation.
• Text: "What's the matter?"
• Thought bubble: "How do I know it's REALLY Heaven?"

Panel 3:

• The scene continues with the same two characters. The guide seems relaxed while the woman looks skeptical.
• Text: "Well, it’s all up in the clouds. And there are angels. Everything is free. We have pie."

Panel 4:

• The guide continues explaining. The woman is still uncertain and has a concerned expression.
• Text: "Sometimes in stories, people going to hell are briefly led to believe they’re in heaven, only to have the truth revealed."

Panel 5:

• The woman shows frustration with her arms crossed.
• Text: "Then just be patient and see that you're in heaven."
• Response: "Impossible!"

Panel 6:

• The guide remains calm while the woman looks more animated and expressive.
• Text: "I’m here for ETERNITY. Compared to infinite time, there’s no difference between a second and a quadrillion years!"

Panel 7:

• The woman raises a hand in disbelief while the guide remains composed.
• Text: "If you specified, ‘You’ll be in the afterlife for a thousand years,’ then I could have some confidence that this was heaven, starting around the year mark."

Panel 8:

• The guide transitions into a more philosophical stance as the woman looks intrigued.
• Text: "Once you have infinite time, everything gets weird. Everything is short."

Panel 9:

• The woman looks contemplative while the guide gestures expansively.
• Text: "Long-term relationships are meaningless here. So are ideals. It’s all crushed flat."

Panel 10:

• The woman stands alone in a vast, empty space, evoking a sense of isolation.
• Text: "This is hell."

Panel 11:

• The shift in dialogue is clear. The woman expresses disbelief with wide eyes.
• Text: "Only to philosophers, yes."
• The guide chuckles, and the scene suggests a shared understanding of the absurdity of the situation.

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