Comic #6576: focus-2

View Original Comic

Description

Here's the transcription of the comic text:

Panel 1:
Person 1: "HOW DO YOU DO IT? YOU'RE SITTING IN THIS ELEVATOR WITH NOTHING TO DO FOR 30 SECONDS, AND INSTEAD OF TAKING OUT YOUR PHONE YOU TAKE IN THE AMBIENCE."
Person 2: "YES, I LOOK AT THE PEOPLE AROUND ME, EACH ONE A MIRACLE, EACH A SOUL'S BOARD SET DAILY WITH NEW FOOD."

Panel 2:
Person 1: "THE KEY IS THIS BAG OF SHIT!"
Person 2: "I RIGGED MY PHONE SO IT CAN ONLY BE TURNED ON BY PRESSING THE BAG TO MY FACE AND BREATHING DEEPLY, INDUCING NAUSEA, REVULSION, AND A VERTIGINOUS LEVEL OF SELF-HATRED!"

Panel 3:
Person 1: "IT'S A LITTLE EXTREM-"
Person 2: "NOW I ONLY LOOK AT MY PHONE 30 OR 40 TIMES A DAY!"