Comic #1346: 2009-01-05

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Description

The comic features a man with a concerned expression, sitting on a couch. He has short, messy hair and is portrayed without a shirt. There is a laptop in front of him displaying a webpage, along with a remote control.

The text above the man reads:

"I WANT TO MASTURBATE BUT I HAVE TO PEE! AND I WANT TO PEE, BUT I HAVE TO MASTURBATE!"

At the bottom of the comic, there is a caption that states:

"Logicians refer to this as the 'Get a Job' Paradox."